Chopper

Buckle up Wellington, Chopper is back and not mincing words. The Australian comedian, otherwise known as Heath Franklin, is storming The Opera House in May. As usual, his take-no-prisoners sense of humour will be on display. For his 2025 tour, he fast-forwards to the year 2030. He predicts humanity will be all but wiped out. Why? Because things like gentle parenting, love languages, paper straws, and 37 types of milk will destroy civilisation. Luckily, a glorious moustachioed phoenix will rise from the ashes to restart humankind. 

While Chopper has his tongue firmly in his cheek, the audience will be clutching at pearls in horror or clutching their sides in fits of laughter. When Chopper is not shocking crowds he’s appearing on New Zealand television show ‘7 Days’. He also has a string of Australian television appearances.